Why should the male sex avoid the letter A? Because it makes men mean.
Why is a schoolmistress like the letter C? Because she forms lasses into classes.
Why is the letter W like a maid of honor? Because it is always in waiting.
Spell an interrogation with one letter. Y (why?).
Why is the letter T like an amphibious animal? Because it lives both in earth and water.
Why is the nose on your face like the v in civility? Because it's between two eyes (i's).
Take away one letter from me, and like Macbeth I murder; take away two, and I probably shall die, if my whole does not save me. Kill-ill-skill.
There is a word of three syllables, from which if you take away five letters a male will remain; if you take away four, a female will be conspicuous; if you take away three, a great man will appear; and the whole word shows what Joan of Arc was? He, her, hero, heroine.
What letter in the Dutch alphabet will name an English lady of title? A Dutch-S.
Why is the letter D like a hoop of gold? Because we can't be wed without it.