Why is the letter K like a pig's tail? Because it is the end of pork.
How do you spell "blind pig" in two letters? P G, pig without an I.
Why is a horse like the letter O? Because Gee makes it Go.
Why is the figure 9 like a peacock? It is nothing without its tail.
When is the letter L like a piece of unparalleled generosity? When it enables a lady to make over a lover.
Why is the letter F like a cow's tail? It is the end of beef.
Describe a suit of old clothes in two letters? C D (seedy).
Make five less by adding to it. V, IV.
Why is the letter S like a pert repartee? Because it begins and ends in sauciness.
What small animal is turned into a larger one by beheading it? Fox—ox.