What other men dislike, is sure to please,

Of all mankind, these dear antipodes;

Thro' pride, not malice, they run counter still,

And birthdays are their days of dressing ill,

Arbuthnot is a fool, and F—— a sage,

S—ly will fright you, E—— engage;

By nature streams run backward, flame descends,

Stones mount, and Sussex is the worst of friends;

They take their rest by day, and wake by night,

And blush, if you surprise them in the right;