If they by chance blurt out, ere well aware,

A swan is white, or Queensberry is fair.

Nothing exceeds in ridicule, no doubt,

A fool in fashion, but a fool that's out,

His passion for absurdity's so strong,

He cannot bear a rival in the wrong;

Tho' wrong the mode, comply; more sense is shown

In wearing others' follies, than your own.

If what is out of fashion most you prize,

Methinks you should endeavour to be wise.