If nothing else (the matter may be sloppy,—

But that's no matter if there's ample copy)

So that the Author's face could be unmasked

And recognized without a question asked;

Or, so identify Calliope

By strident notes of high-toned quality;

Or thus detect some Poet's "fist" and style

By I. O. U.'s unhonored yet awhile.

The Pirates thus would cease perforce their trade,

And Bacon would not be confused with Ade.