In all my songs I do the work myself,

And draw no inspiration from the Shelf.

Perhaps my lines would be more read, if cribbed,

But George and I, you know, have never fibbed,

And what is more, I think my lines are sweeter

Than those of Dante, with infernal meter;

And more heroic, and not half so sad

As Homer's couplets in the Illiad;

And far more musical and much prettier

Than those by Tennyson or by Whittier.