Ain’t there, Padoy, my dear?

You’d like to look at my garden?

Oh, yes, it’s right out there;

Somehow it doesn’t do well,

In spite of all my care.

The wind it blew down my bean-vine,

My radish it never grew,

The bugs they eat up my cabbage,

And my turnip and cucumber too.

(Padoy, run wash the dishes).