I wouldn’t have her know,

But I tore up the tomato

Trying my bran-new hoe.

Ever quarrel? Why, no, I guess not.

Sometimes she won’t play fair,

And once I got out of patience,

And bit her and pulled her hair.

But she cried so hard, I tell you

I was sorry as could be;

And, well, I—I—I kissed her,