Oh, yo’ know ol’ sistah Ruffle,
Ustah wash erbout de town;
Had a husbahn dat was leg-bowl,
Jes’ as ugly as a clown;
Yes de ol’ gal we’ de goggles,
Hobblin’ ’roun’ wid roomotick,
Diden’ hab ’em on dat ’kayshun,
She was flouncin’ double quick.
Doan’ yo’ know, she am bawlhaided,
But dat dey she we’ er wig;