Dog mah cats ef yo’ kood tell it,
Ef yo’ could I’d dance’d a jig;
Twasn’t made fum hyah dat’s kinky,
But fum dat call’d awbun hyah;
Looks so poody slick, an’ wabey,
Kine yo’ see de white fo’ks wah.
Had it done an’ roll’d in ribbon,
On de pompydoro style;
Had deez great big whut yo’ call ’em?
Hyahpins yais yo’ right mah chile;