Transcriber’s Notes

1. New original cover art included with this eBook is granted to the public domain.

2. Typographical errors and hyphenation inconsistencies were silently corrected.

Many Happy Returns of the Day!

MANY HAPPY RETURNS
OF THE DAY!

By

ELLIS PARKER BUTLER

Author of “How it Feels to be Fifty,”

“Goat-Feathers,” “Ghosts what Ain’t,” etc.