"Jus' now de Watch-pot come, he say: 'Aintee dis de 'tick en de calabas' wey yo' fo'get? I done bring um.'
"De ooman say: 'Fetch um.' De man say: 'Make yo' come yeat.' He no know how fo' do agin, but he vex when he talk so.
"De Watch-pot man come, dey yeat all de ress. W'en dey finis' fo' yeat, de Watch-pot man say: 'Tankee, tankee de pusson wey cook de ress.'
"De man done vex, he say: 'Me no cook um.'
"Den de man say: 'Well, tankee de pusson wey soak de ress.'
"De Greedy man say: 'Me no soak um.'
"De Watch-pot man say: 'Well, tankee de man wey brush de fa'm, plant um.'
"De Greedy man answer um: 'Yo' no get bizzen deh, I no plant um.'
"Watch-pot say: 'Well, how yo' bin do?'