And pickled mushrooms, too, observe.
Roast pork, sans apple sauce, past doubt,
Is “Hamlet” with the Prince left out.
Your mutton chops with paper cover
And make them amber-brown all over.
Broil lightly your beefsteak. To fry it
Argues contempt of Christian diet.
To roast spring chickens is to spoil ’em;
Just split ’em down the back and broil ’em.
It gives true epicures the vapours