Which is the heavier, the full or the new moon? The full moon is a great deal lighter.
Why is an alligator the most deceitful of animals? Because he takes you in with an open countenance.
Why are fowls the most profitable of live stock? Because for every grain they give a peck.
What is that which comes with a coach, goes with a coach, is of no use whatever to the coach, and yet the coach can't go without it? Noise.
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?
Your mother.
Why does a duck put his head under water? For divers reasons.
Why does it take it out again? For sundry reasons.
What vegetable products are the most important in history? Dates.
Why is the letter W like a maid of honor? Because it is always in waiting.
What letter is always invisible, yet never out of sight? The letter S.