Why is the letter F like a cow's tail? Because it is the end of beef.
On which side of a pitcher is the handle? The outside.
What is higher and handsomer when the head is off? Your pillow.
Why is a pig in a parlor like a house on fire? Because the sooner it is put out the better.
What is the keynote to good breeding? B natural.
What is it that walks with its head downwards? A nail in a shoe.
Why is a lame dog like a schoolboy adding six and seven together?
Because he puts down three and carries one.
Why is the Brooklyn Bridge like merit? Because it is very often passed over.
What did Adam first plant in the Garden of Eden? His foot.
What is Majesty, deprived of its externals? A jest.