THE POLYPHONIC CLOTHING
COMPANY, LTD
BARKING ROAD, FIFE
| ECONOMY | HEALTH |
| The Godiva Gown. | The Concho Corset. |
| Heard but not seen. | Be concave where now convex. |
HOSIERY
Our unmendable stockings.
Unwashable. Untearable. Unmentionable.
Sold in tins with camel-hair brush.
One application lasts for years.
GARTERS
Embroidered silk, with phonograph attachment.
BOOTS.
Try our Gondola Shoes for ease and comfort.
Room for luggage within weight allowed to second-class
passengers. Scooters extra. Hooters unnecessary.
HATS. HATS. HATS.
May be worn at angle guaranteed to go into any ordinary-sized
taxi. Opaque. Indestructible.
Grow real flowers which change with season.
Special terms for vegetables and exotics.
LINGERIE
The last word in femininity: therefore noisy.
So constructed that the rustling distinctly articulates
the name of each garment.
BE DISTINGUÉ.
Wearers of our clothing are heard every day in all the
papers. See Police Reports.
OUR GREAT NEW FEATURE
SCENES FROM MODERN LIFE
The Cabinet at work inventing a form to be filled in. The Red Tape Worm (Tœnia Rubescens) in great form. Its bite poisons with formic acid. H.M. Stationery Office printing forms. Standing Committee sitting on forms.
The Crushing Chamber for Humorists.