“‘Bedad t’would suit you fine,’ said Pat;

‘I’ll have mine done as well.

You R a brick to think of that!

Oh! sha’n’t I look a swell!’

“Their shopping took the whole day through

There was so much to see;

Then Paddy said ‘Allow me to

Scort you home to T.

‘“And U and I by hook or crook

On good things shall be fed.’