“‘Bedad t’would suit you fine,’ said Pat;
‘I’ll have mine done as well.
You R a brick to think of that!
Oh! sha’n’t I look a swell!’
“Their shopping took the whole day through
There was so much to see;
Then Paddy said ‘Allow me to
Scort you home to T.
‘“And U and I by hook or crook
On good things shall be fed.’