And, like Sam Weller in the book,
‘V vill,’ the Cockney said.
“They had their tea, then Paddy spoke:
‘I feel in merry case.
Shall I tell you a funny joke,
And pull a funny face
“‘To V with laughter up
And stand upon my head?’
‘Xactly so,’ the Cockney cried,
‘Y, certainly,’ he Z.”