XIX.

The Salvation Army reaches a class of people that churches never do.”

XX.

It’s bad enough to see a man drunk—but, oh! a woman!”

XXI.

It’s a mistake for a woman to marry a man younger than herself—women age so much faster than men. Think what she’ll be, when he’s fifty!

XXII.

Of course if you happen to want a policeman, there’s never one within miles of you.

XXIII.

It isn’t so much the heat (or the cold), as the humidity in the air.