Two Sally Luns and a crumpet.

“I don't like brown sugar,” said he.

“If you don't,” thought the lad, “you may lump it.”

To crown this delightful regale,

Waiter! your stumps, jolly boy, stir;

A crown's worth of oysters and ale,

Ere we give the sail homeward a hoister!”

“Of ale in a boiling-hot vat,

My dear daddy dropp'd, and was, Ah! boil'd.”

“A drop I can't relish of that