In which your papa, boy, was parboil'd.”

Fresh was the breeze, so was Tim:

How pleasant the life of a Midge is;

King Neptune, my service to him!

But I'll shoot Father Thames and his bridges!

His levee's a frosty-faced fair,

When Jack freezes him and his flounders;

His river-horse is but a may'r,

And his Tritons are cockney ten-pounders!

“Tim Glover, my tale is a trite'un;