A CLAIM TO SOCIAL PRECEDENCE
Hostess.—"You must give your arm to Miss Malecho, William, and put her on your right, and make yourself as agreeable as you possibly can!"
Host.—"Why, she's a person of no consequence whatever!"
Hostess.—"Oh, yes, she is! She's very ill-natured, and tells the most horrid lies about people if they don't pay her the very greatest attention!"
AN INTRODUCTION
"Auntie, darling, this is my new friend, Georgie Jones. He is nice. And isn't it funny, my birthday is the ninth of January, and his is the tenth, so you see we only just escaped being twins!"
BANJONALITIES
(The Freemasonry of Art.)