"What's the matter, dearest? You look sad...."
"Oh, everything's going wrong. The children are ill in bed, and nurse has got the influenza, and my husband declares that ruin is staring us in the face, and I've got an unbecoming frock, and altogether I'm thoroughly depressed...."
(Breaks down.)
JUST IN TIME FOR A CUP OF TEA
FELINE AMENITIES
The Misses Tiptylte.—"Such fun! We're going to Mrs. Masham's fancy ball as Cinderella's ugly sisters—with false noses, you know!"
Miss Aquila Sharpe.—"What a capital idea! But why false noses?"
