AN INFELICITOUS QUESTION
Æsthetic Youth.—"I hope by degrees to have this room filled with nothing but the most perfectly beautiful things...."
Simple-Minded Guardsman.—"And what are you going to do with these, then?"
I MUST HAVE THIS TOOTH OUT!
"I must have this tooth out, it hurts so!"
"Oh, please don't, or I shall have to wear it, as I do all of your left-off things!"
