Judy.—Oh, you cruel monster! I’ll tear your eyes out!
Punch.—Root-to-to-to-too-it! (They fight. Ultimately Punch ducks down, and brings up stick, and, after a further scrimmage, hits Judy on the head and kills her. The body remains hanging over front of stage. Punch dances.)
Policeman (brandishing his staff).—Hullo! hullo! hullo! Here I am!
Punch.—Hullo! hullo! hullo! And so am I! (Whacks policeman over the head.)
Policeman.—Do you see my staff, sir?
Punch.—Do you feel mine, sir? (Hits him again.)
Policeman.—No nonsense, Mr. Punch! You have committed murder, and you must answer for it to the laws of your country.
Punch.—We don’t keep it.
Policeman.—No nonsense, Mr. Punch! I am a Policeman.
Punch.—And so am I!