That a play without a bed in it never makes any money in Paris.

§206

That Conan Doyle would have made a wonderful detective.

§207

That an oyster-shucker every month or so discovers a pearl which he goes out and sells for five hundred dollars.

§208

That a napkin is always wrapped around a champagne bottle for the purpose of hiding the label, and that the quality of the champagne may be judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped.

§209

That because a married woman remains loyal to her husband she loves him.

§210