That every time one blows oneself to a particularly expensive cigar and leans back to enjoy oneself with a good smoke after a hearty and satisfying dinner, the cigar proceeds to burn down the side.
§211
That when a police captain goes on a holiday he always gets boilingly drunk.
§212
That an Italian puts garlic in everything he eats, including coffee.
§213
That if one hits a negro on the head with a cobblestone, the cobblestone will break.
§214
That all nuns have entered convents because of unfortunate love affairs.