That whenever a Frenchman comes home unexpectedly, some friend of the family makes a quick sneak out of the back door.
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That every negro servant girl spends at least half of her wages on preparations for taking the kink out of her hair.
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That the licorice candy sold in cheap candy stores is made of old rubber boots.
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That if a boy is given all he wants to drink at home he will not drink when he is away from home.
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That the second-class passengers on a trans-Atlantic steamship always have more fun than the first-class passengers.