That a drunken man always pronounces every "s" as "sh."
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That champagne will prevent seasickness.
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That thin wrists and slender ankles are unmistakable signs of aristocratic breeding.
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That when one asks a girl to go canoeing she always brings along a bright red or yellow sofa cushion.
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That when a woman buys cigars for a man she always judges the quality of the cigars by the magnificence of the cigar-bands.