"What, baseball in a cheese factory, Mr. Niblo!"
"Sure, I used to chase flies. That got tiresome and I went to work in a barber shop."
"What were your duties there?"
"I used to mix lather."
"And what did you mix lather for?"
"Oh, to lather Irishmen and Dutchmen, etc."
"I have a brother who works in an eye hospital," said Chauncey, soberly.
"What does he do?"
"Oh, he makes goo-goo eyes."
"That's nothing, I have a sister who works in a watch factory making faces."