Ruff. Landlord, how about something to drink?
Hans. Yah, I got id some vitagraph vine.
Case. Why do you call it vitagraph wine?
Hans. Ober ven you drink it, you see moving bictures.
Weber. I bet dat’s what made you drunk the other day.
Hans. I vas nod drunk.
Weber. Of course you were.
Hans. I say I vas nod.
Weber. Will you swear dat you were nod drunk?
Hans. Sure I vill.