Weber. Hold up your right hand. (Hans holds up his left.) I said your right hand.
Hans. Vell, my right hand is on my left hand side.
Hop (entering). Sir, you have ordered “gold” soup for dinner. The cook wants to know how to make it. What he shall put into it?
Hans. Fourteen carrots.
[Exit Hop.
(Song by Ruff. During song Weber turns up wick of oil lamp that has been burning on counter until it smokes freely.)
Case. Landlord, how old is that lamp you have on the counter?
Hans. Den years.
Ruff. Well, put it out, landlord, it’s too young to smoke.
(Hans blows over the top so hard that Tony’s hat blows off.)