"And the Bathroom Must Have a Large Tub"


Contents

[Chapter I.] In Which J. Rufus Wallingford Conceives a Brilliant Invention 9
[Chapter II.] Wherein Edward Lamb Beholds the Amazing Profits of the Carpet-tack Industry 21
[Chapter III.] Mr. Wallingford's Lamb Is Carefully Inspired with a Flash of Creative Genius 33
[Chapter IV.] J. Rufus Accepts a Temporary Accommodation and Buys an Automobile 45
[Chapter V.] The Universal Covered Carpet Tack Company Forms Amid Great Enthusiasm 58
[Chapter VI.] In Which an Astounding Revelation Is Made Concerning J. Rufus 71
[Chapter VII.] Wherein the Great Tack Inventor Suddenly Decides to Change His Location 93
[Chapter VIII.] Mr. Wallingford Takes a Dose of His Own Bitter Medicine 111
[Chapter IX.] Mr. Wallingford Shows Mr. Clover How to Do the Widows and Orphans Good 129
[Chapter X.] An Amazing Combination of Philanthropy and Profit is Inaugurated 140
[Chapter XI.] Neil Takes a Sudden Interest in the Business, and Wallingford Lets Go 155
[Chapter XII.] Fate Arranges for J. Rufus an Opportunity to Manufacture Sales Recorders 171
[Chapter XIII.] Mr. Wallingford Offers Unlimited Financial Backing to a New Enterprise 187
[Chapter XIV.] Showing How Five Hundred Dollars May Do the Work of Five Thousand 202
[Chapter XV.] Wallingford Generously Loans The Pneumatic Company Some of Its Own Money 215
[Chapter XVI.] The Financier Takes a Flying Trip to Europe on an Affair of the Heart 232
[Chapter XVII.] Wherein a Good Stomach for Strong Drink is Worth Thousands of Dollars 246
[Chapter XVIII.] The Town of Battlesburg Finds a Private Railroad Car in Its Midst! 256
[Chapter XIX.] Mr. Wallingford Wins the Town of Battlesburg by the Toss of a Coin 273
[Chapter XX.] Battlesburg Smells Money and Plunges into a Mad Orgie of Speculation 293
[Chapter XXI.] In Which the Sheep Are Sheared and Skinned and Their Hides Tanned 310
[Chapter XXII.] J. Rufus Prefers Farming in America to Promoting in Europe 330
[Chapter XXIII.] A Corner on Farmers is Formed and It Beholds a Most Wonderful Vision 347
[Chapter XXIV.] The Farmers' Commercial Association Does Terrific Things to the Board of Trade 365
[Chapter XXV.] Mr. Fox Solves His Great Problem and Mr. Wallingford Falls With a Thud 383
[Chapter XXVI.] J. Rufus Scents a Fortune in Smoke and Lets Mr. Nickel See the Flames 399
[Chapter XXVII.] Mr. Wallingford Gambles a Bit and Picks Up an Unsolicited Partner 414
[Chapter XXVIII.] Wherein Mr. Wallingford Joins the Largest Club in the World 431

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