Steve had it framed and glued to the wall next day.
It read as follows.
HOTEL RULES—HELP YOURSELF.
RULE 1.—We cash no checks drawn on Papa. He's a dead one.
RULE 2.—Eat all our booze you want to, but go elsewhere and select your snakes.
RULE 3.—Don't call the waitress by her first name. She's liable to spoil your appetite.
RULE 4.—Guests who desire to have nightmare will find the harness in the restaurant, so back up!
RULE 5.—To prevent guests from carrying fruit from the table we'll have no fruit. We're lucky to have the table.
RULE 6.—If you feel tired, go away back and sit down.
RULE 7.—In case of fire jump out the window and turn to the left.