RULE 8.—Breakfast from 4 to 3; dinner from hand to mouth, and supper from what's left over.
RULE 9.—Hug as many high-balls as you please, but don't wave the red flag in the office—you might disturb Harold Spotwood, the room clerk. He was out late last night.
RULE 10.—If you don't like your room, kick the bell-boy. Apply at the office for spiked shoes.
RULE 11.—If you don't see what you want ask for it and you'll get it—good and hard!
RULE 12.—Ask the bar-keeper to let you have one of our justly celebrated high tides. It will do you good.
RULE 13.—Try our boneless potato salad; apply to the night watchman.
RULE 14.—All the shines are not in the barber shop. Lie down, Fido.
RULE 15.—That will be about all from you.