VANITY. The name of the machinery that makes our swelled heads.
VERSATILITY. The ability of a woman to wear a tight shoe and a loose smile at the same time.
VICE VERSA. To sleep with one's head at the foot of the bed and one's feet at the head of the bed. See Jag and Soused.
VIRTUE. Its own reward, but many people don't care to handle such a small amount.
VULGARIANS. People who go through the world like a lot of automobiles, with rubberneck tires and gasoline in their garrets, and noise, noise, noise.
When a man is his own worst enemy the fight is always to a finish.