Don't fail to dispute the count after every hand has been played. It draws attention to the fact that you are anxious to win. It also draws uncomplimentary remarks from your opponents and sometimes occasions the use of a club.
Don't fall off the chair in horrified dismay when your opponent puts your ace to sleep with a little trump. Trumps were invented for that purpose, and horrified dismay is not becoming to every style of beauty.
A FEW HARMLESS GERMS.
How the rest of the world does hate the people who have a good time.
A Miss is as good as a mile of Misses—if you love the girl.
The horseshoe is always lucky—when the horse wins.
A hard worker will never be arrested for killing time.