CROOK. A man who says nobody is straight.
COOK. Something which makes up her mind to stay in the kitchen and then loses her mind. A product of modern society who has for her motto "Dimuendo contralto dumdum," which means, "She who cooks and runs away will live to cook another day."
CROW. A bird politicians would eat after election if they were not so busy drinking.
CZAR. An illustration of the old proverb, "Uneasy lies the King when falls the Ace."