DESTINY. Something which laughs at those who never say die.
DESCRIBE. To give an account of. For instance, one woman giving a description of another woman's wearing apparel—oh, fudge!
DOGS OF WAR. Animals that live on bones of contention.
DRUNKARDS. The monuments which whiskey erects all along the road to ruin.
DUST. The material from which man is made and that is the reason why woman sweeps all before her.
Everybody knows that money talks, but nobody notices what kind of grammar it uses.