GENIUS. Something we have in our family—if you don't believe me, come and hear our little boy recite.
GENT. Two-thirds of a gentleman.
GENTLEMAN. A title which many a man claims because the public hasn't time to prove him otherwise.
GERM. See microbes. In order to see microbes you'll have to get a magnifying glass.
GOSH. A Yankee synonym for dad bust it! See dag my buttons! See any Reub.
GOSSIP. Something which a woman hears with one ear and tells with both. A woman who can put two and two together and make five.
GOOD TIME. About $9 worth of headache next morning and eighteen cents in small change left in the pocket.