JOCKEY. A hero or a slob—it all together depends on where the horse finishes.
JOKE. Something that's extremely clever—when we make it ourselves.
JOLLY. Flattery with a smile on its face.
JOLT. The thing a man gets who thinks he knows it all.
JOY. Gladness with the lid off.
JUG. A place to keep the material before it becomes a jag.
JUDGMENT. An ability which some men get credit for having when in reality they are merely lucky at guessing things.