KEROSENE. An ambitious substance used by cooks when they want to go out through the kitchen roof.
KICKER. A man with a grouch on the inside and a voice on the outside.
KISS. A sigh set to music. The oldest monopoly in the world with the exception of John D. Rockerfeller. A kiss is the soul's cocktail. A wireless message from he to she, with a little peaches and cream on the side.
KNOCKER. A hurdle in the way of the worthy. A chin-critic. An expert with the harpoon.