MACARONI. An excuse for opening an Italian restaurant.
MAP. That part of the human face which is visible above the collar.
MARVEL. A man who never tells you his troubles.
MEDAL. A gold or silver dingus which you get for doing something you intended to do anyway.
MEDDLER. The fellow who butts in and says you're not entitled to a medal.
MISER. A man who has all the money he wants but wants more.
MONEY. Something which talks, but a poor man can't keep it long enough to know what it says.