OCULIST. A man many young people should consult who think they have fallen in love at first sight.
OIL. See John D. Rockerfeller—if you can.
OLD HEN. The pet name a man has for his wife because she rules the roost.
OLIVE. A green grape dropped in a cocktail so the customer can pull it out with his fingers. See Cherry.
ONION. A noisy vegetable eaten principally by people who sit next to us in street cars.
OPERA. A device used for the purpose of making a fortune for a good singer.
OPPORTUNITY. Something never seen until it is not there to be looked at.