[Gee, My Ideas of an Orphan Home Got a Shock.]
[The Way Freshmen Do in College When They’re Being Murdered.]
[Gosh, But I Never Had Such an Excursion.]
[Grabbed the Balloon Rope and Gave it a Hitch Around the Pole.]
[Any Man That Lays Hands on the Government Mail Can Be Imprisoned for Life for Treason.]
[Hit the Chief of Police With a Bottle.]
[They Pulled Me Through the Forty-Foot Gun to Swab it Out.]
[When it Exploded the Jap Was the Scaredest Person I Ever Saw.]
[The Boss of the Boat Ordered Me Pulled Out With a Boat Hook.]