[I Am Thy Father’s Ghost—Come on in, the Water’s Fine.]
[The Captain Got Upon a Chair and Pulled a Revolver and Was Going to Shoot.]
[I Gave Him a Squeeze That Sent a Shock Through Him That Loosened His Teeth.]
[Pa’s Face Was Scratched So They Sent Him to the Pest House.]
[After Pa Had Been Ducked in the Fountain They Charged for Two Ducks He Killed by Falling on Them.]
[The Fireworks Went Off. The Woman Threw a Fit and Pa Raised Out of the Smoke.]
[Up She Went With the Inventor Steering and Pa Hanging on for Dear Life.]
[Pa Gave a Honk Honk Like an Auto, But the Lion Wasn’t Frightened So You Would Notice.]
[When Pa Found the Snake Coiled Up on His Blanket He Threw a Fit.]
[Looking Him Square in the Face I began to Chant, Ene-Mene-Miny-Mo.]