DIPLOMAT An international liar, with an elastic conscience and a rubber neck.


DISCOUNT Something often sold in place of goods.


DISCRETION An instinctive perception that enables us to say, "Oh, shut up!" to the small, weak man, and "I beg your pardon, but I do not entirely agree with your views," to the large, strong one.


DIVE A gambler's retreat.

DIVIDENDS A gambler's reward.


DIVORCE Nominally, separation of husband and wife from the bonds of matrimony. In the vicinity of Newport it is frequently a legal formula that immediately precedes a fashionable wedding.