ERRATIC Full of mistakes.
ETHER One of the world's three great composers—the others being Gas and Chloroform—whose airs are popular among the suffering.
ETIQUETTE A convenient code of conduct which makes Lying a virtue and Snobbishness a righteous deed.
EVOLUTION A clever trick performed by one Darwin, who made a monkey of Adam.
EXCURSION From ex. former, and Grk. kairo, to enjoy. Hence, a tiresome journey—formerly an enjoyment—sold at half price.