GIRAFFE The champion rubber-neck of the world, and the longest thirst on record.
GLOBE An all-round proposition which has furnished its shareholders a living for several thousand years, though its stock is two-thirds water.
GOAT The honored founder and oldest inhabitant of Harlem, N.Y. Elsewhere, not in good odor.
GOLF An excuse for carrying unconcealed weapons and a Scotch breath.
GONDOLA A pleasure craft which plies in Venice, at World's Fairs and other popular watering places. From Eng. gone, and Lat. dolor, sadness, or Eng. dollar. Sadness gone; also, a gone dollar.