HAIR-DRESSER A linguist whose position in life enables him to do his head-work with his hands.
HAMMER A small, busy implement carried by blacksmiths, geologists and Knockers for breaking iron, rock or friendship.
HAMMOCK From the Lat. hamus, hook, and Grk. makar, happy. Happiness on hooks. Also, a popular contrivance whereby love-making may be suspended but not stopped during the picnic season.
HAND A much desired possession, supplied by The Damsel or The Dealer. GLAD HAND. The beggar's plea, the politician's sceptre and the drummer's ablest assistant.
HANDMAIDEN A manicure.